The Republic of Heaven

Don't you agree that picture wouldn't work a tenth as well in colour? So full of brooding, smouldering sex

Yes... brooding, smouldering sex indeed.

Look at the monochrome, the monochrome damnit:

Thanks for that introduction there, Will:





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My, just where did you learn a great trick like that? I fight back with these:



Can't you just feel the paleness?

My, just where did you learn a great trick like that?

Thank you, Will dear.

I see your collarbone and raise you a smile!



Savour it while you can, it's very, very rare.

I believe I speak for all of us when I say: holy ~*pineapples*~. A smile. At least, your mouth is open and your teeth are showing. *savours*

Matched; and bettered with.. cartoon feet!

At least, your mouth is open and your teeth are showing.

My teeth only look okay because the shot is FUZZY. Never never again. NEVER.

I raise you a pout!

Yellow teeth, hm? Charming.

Er.. side-on shot of me. Hah.

</photo whoring>

:finger:

*Picture of Will's shoulders*

Gods, I'd never even noticed what collar bones look like before.me and mirrors arent friends

*goes off to look at collarbones*

Very odd.

I raise you a pout!

Cheer up, it could be worse. You could be stuck in a moldy oldd file library which is incredibly hot, trying to find over 300 sets of notes in just 2 hours...

Edit: Will, I hope to Thor that isn't your bedroom.

My collarbones --> freakin' massive. I can hold water in them.

</photo whoring>

:finger:

Erm, what?

Yellow teeth, hm? Charming.

In-need-of-braces, rather.

Er.. side-on shot of me. Hah.

You're a cheeky ~*dugong*~.

Erm, what?

Well the smiley means 'hell yes', which can generally be taken to mean that the person using the smiley, 'the smiler' as it were, were in favour of the activity being referenced, ergo... I'll shut up now.

I can't find a pen, I'm in an office and I can't find a fecking pen....
I hate my job...

Er.. side-on shot of me. Hah.

You're a cheeky ~*dugong*~.

*is puzzled* That's the only shot of me not by myself that you'll ever see. And at least I don't look like an anime chick.

I'm tempted to belly you, but I think I'll refrain.

*is puzzled* That's the only shot of me not by myself that you'll ever see. And at least I don't look like an anime chick.

I'm tempted to belly you, but I think I'll refrain.

I was under the impression you only posted yours so I'd post mine.

Aw, but I've got such a lovely shot to raise yours.

Well the smiley means 'hell yes'

I was under the impression it meant '~*iguana*~ you'.

*is puzzled* That's the only shot of me not by myself that you'll ever see. And at least I don't look like an anime chick.

I'm tempted to belly you, but I think I'll refrain.

I was under the impression you only posted yours so I'd post mine.

Aw, but I've got such a lovely shot to raise yours.

*points to last picture* It's your raise, girl.

And I've already got those shots, why would I want to share?

I was under the impression it meant '~*iguana*~ you'.

Yup, I see distinct indications of middle fingers there...

I was under the impression it meant '~*iguana*~ you'.

:finger:

I thought those were thumbs not middle fingers, jesus Ive been using that often, but the wee guy looks happy, I don't smile when swearing at people.

*puts on glasses*

Oh bollocks...

er, sorry then.

*points to last picture* It's your raise, girl.

I raise you a thigh!



P.S. I'm freckly.

Nah, they're moles.

You asked for it - belly's gunna get cha.

I've got big hips. Shut up.

THEY'RE GOING TO EAT ME. Seriously, stretching yourself like that makes your belly-button look like a gaping maw. I'll.. I'll.. I'll have to take some new ones. I can't match your hideous archive.

I really think we should split this to "WIll and Tanya playing a bizarre hybrid of chicken and strip poker"