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Just out of interest, which constituencies are sraffies in?

Dunedin South currently has Stepford Husband, Nigel Griffiths.

Just out of interest, which constituencies are sraffies in?

Dunedin South currently has Stepford Husband, Nigel Griffiths.

Oakingham, as befits its high-tech Thames Valley location, has an alien for an MP:



You put it where, John?

You poor, poor, poor man.

<Starts humming Hen Wlad fy Nhadau>

Oxford West & Abingdon. I'd like to vote Green, but would be gutted if the Tories got in, so I'll probably vote Lib Dem.

Moi aussi.

You poor, poor, poor man.

<Starts humming Hen Wlad fy Nhadau>

There must be a video clip somewhere online! Lib Dems have the best chance against Woody.

In my time I have had the following MPs working for me: Enoch Powell, Harold Wilson, Margaret Thatcher and The Vulcan. What have I done to deserve it?

Suffolk Coastal. We have a Conservative Club.

Bristol East - will remain Labour for the foreseeable future.

Oxford West & Abingdon. I'd like to vote Green, but would be gutted if the Tories got in, so I'll probably vote Lib Dem.

Yeah; Oxford can't be allowed to go to the Tories.

Oakingham,

There's a Telepathic Partnership party?

There's a Telepathic Partnership party?

Apparently. I'm expecting their manifesto to be beamed across to me any time now.

Orkney and Shetland, natch.
The current MP's Lib Dem, with a strong majority, and we've the usual (Tory, Labour) as well as UKIP, SNP, SSP and a Legalise Cannabis party.

I'm glad I don't have to vote for New Labour in a them-or-us constituency. I would rather have New Labour than Tory, in the same way I'd rather be hit in the face four times than six.

Probably vote Lib Dem, but I'm still looking into SSP/SNP. It'd be a lot easier if my politics somehow formed into a coherent philosophy.

Cheadle

"2001 Result: Won by LD, majority 0.1%"

33 votes in it to be precise, so my vote can in fact make a difference, which is nice.

Watford..

Conservative target number 94.

I'm in Tooting, where Labour's pretty much a cert.

Taunton for me, and I'm voting Liberal Democrat.

There's a Telepathic Partnership party?

Apparently. I'm expecting their manifesto to be beamed across to me any time now.

Are those the chapees that want touchscreens in every home for people to make decisions on every issue?

Daventry. The last Tory seat left in Northamptonshire, and it'll stay so, with a few more probably turning back blue. You can tell the tone of the area by seeing that we have UKIP and Veritas candidates standing too.

Macclesfield. don't think it's ever been anything but Conservative. at least not for a long time.

Cheadle

"2001 Result: Won by LD, majority 0.1%"

33 votes in it to be precise, so my vote can in fact make a difference, which is nice.

Qu, you're Cheadle! Wow, we must even closer than I thought *hides in cupboard*. I'm the constituency nextdoor Stockport.

i thought you lived in hazel grove Qu Klaani?

i thought you lived in hazel grove Qu Klaani?

thats what he told me too (lying ~*dugong*~! I've been stalking the wrong person!)